1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Match Day Thread Toon v Arse

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 29, 2024.

  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    73,824
    Likes Received:
    39,880
    please log in to view this image



    High noon and the gunners will out shoot us given we will take a butter knife to said fight.

    A morale boosting victory for Arteta and his team of bridesmaids.

    Eddie Howe welcomes Mikel Arteta to St. James’ Park on Saturday, 2nd November, at 12:30, as Newcastle United takes on Arsenal in a highly anticipated Premier League clash. This Newcastle United vs Arsenal preview highlights the contrasting form of both teams, with Newcastle currently struggling to find their rhythm, while Arsenal aims to solidify their position near the top of the table. The fixture promises to be intriguing, albeit with expectations leaning towards a potentially low-scoring encounter unless you are Roly where it will be 0-10 to Arsenal.

    Newcastle United vs Arsenal Betting Tips
    In analysing Newcastle United vs Arsenal betting tips, it’s clear that Arsenal’s status as the away team gives them a slight edge. Despite their inconsistency, highlighted by a disappointing 2-0 defeat against Bournemouth, they have managed to secure points in tough situations. Newcastle’s home form has been mediocre, with just two wins from four matches. Notably, both teams have demonstrated a tendency to underperform offensively at times.

    The betting odds currently suggest a cautious approach, with many expecting a tight contest. Arsenal appear to have a slight edge, particularly given their strong record against Newcastle, including a decisive 4-1 victory in their last meeting.

    Newcastle United vs Arsenal Match Prediction
    For the Newcastle United vs Arsenal prediction, we anticipate a result favouring the visitors. Arsenal, sitting comfortably in 3rd place, have the talent and experience to exploit Newcastle’s current vulnerabilities. With Newcastle having failed to score more than once in their last five Premier League matches, this matchup might be a challenge for them unless Sean Longstaff starts. Our prediction leans towards a narrow Arsenal victory.


    Who Will Win?
    Based on advanced machine learning and data, Stats Insider has simulated the result of Saturday's Newcastle vs Arsenal Premier League match 10,000 times.

    Our leading predictive analytics model gives Newcastle a 24.5% chance of winning, Arsenal a 52.4% chance of winning, and the draw a 23.1% chance of happening.
     
    #1
  2. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    28,743
    Likes Received:
    27,713
    Woo.

    Gonna be fun.
     
    #2
  3. Darren Peacock’s Ponytail

    Darren Peacock’s Ponytail Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2011
    Messages:
    34,739
    Likes Received:
    23,645
    Going for a 2-0 victory with an Isak brace
     
    #3
  4. Charlie Dogscock

    Charlie Dogscock Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 4, 2016
    Messages:
    13,294
    Likes Received:
    8,778
    1-0 to us.

    A highly disputed Gordon goal that they later say denied them the title.
     
    #4
  5. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2019
    Messages:
    115,975
    Likes Received:
    60,174
    I'm going to go with a defeat in this one gentlemen.
     
    #5
  6. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    73,824
    Likes Received:
    39,880
    Bedw............

    oh wait.

    Fair play fella.

    Realist.
     
    #6
    Toonitus likes this.
  7. Geordie Ginola

    Geordie Ginola Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2021
    Messages:
    5,396
    Likes Received:
    2,423
    I think we will win.
     
    #7
  8. Roland Deschain

    Roland Deschain Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2011
    Messages:
    13,907
    Likes Received:
    11,868
    I mean sorry to call you out but based on what, exactly?!
     
    #8
  9. Geordie Ginola

    Geordie Ginola Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2021
    Messages:
    5,396
    Likes Received:
    2,423
    Blind faith.

    I am trying something new.
     
    #9
  10. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    28,743
    Likes Received:
    27,713
    Again
     
    #10

  11. Geordie Ginola

    Geordie Ginola Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Nov 6, 2021
    Messages:
    5,396
    Likes Received:
    2,423
    We all do every day.

    Anyways we have to win again at some point.
     
    #11
  12. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2019
    Messages:
    115,975
    Likes Received:
    60,174
    I just have this feeling inside that using blind faith isn't going to work.
     
    #12
  13. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2021
    Messages:
    18,029
    Likes Received:
    15,455
    We're beating these ****s.
     
    #13
  14. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2021
    Messages:
    18,029
    Likes Received:
    15,455
    --------Pope

    Liv Schar Kelly Hall

    --------Tonali

    Bruno---- Willock

    Gordon----Isak----Joelinton



    The two Joe's interchanging.

    That's our best team at the minute.
     
    #14
  15. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    28,743
    Likes Received:
    27,713
    I called Howe about my idea of playing Tonali deep instead of Bruno.

    He bottled it in the league game so I am glad a few days off and a replay helped him come to the most obvious ****ing conclusion in the world.
     
    #15
  16. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2021
    Messages:
    18,029
    Likes Received:
    15,455
    He played DM for Milan..no idea why we've been playing him attacking mid and right wing.
     
    #16
  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    28,743
    Likes Received:
    27,713
    Because he's hellbent on Bruno being the CDM, so hellbent on it he's willing to play our extremely expensive talented midfielder out of position to accommodate for it.

    We should have gotten a ****ing point at Stamford Bridge tbph, I think Howes tactical ability is ****ing appalling, his subs mid game are some of the worst in the league.

    It's mad I'm saying this after we just won, but he's pissing me off cos we won after he made the changes people on here wanted, how didn't he see it during the match?
     
    #17
  18. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2019
    Messages:
    115,975
    Likes Received:
    60,174
    Tino looks sloppy this season..... what's happening there?
     
    #18
    Last edited: Mar 21, 2025
    G4rdToonArmy likes this.
  19. ToonArmy1892

    ToonArmy1892 Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2021
    Messages:
    18,029
    Likes Received:
    15,455
    b6c.gif
     
    #19
    Toonitus likes this.
  20. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Aug 4, 2019
    Messages:
    115,975
    Likes Received:
    60,174
    You don't think Kelly and Krafth played well? They were a huge improvement much to my surprise.
     
    #20

Share This Page