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  1. Part Time Crombie Model

    Part Time Crombie Model Well-Known Member

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    A new thread about random things that p iss you off in modern life <cheers>
     
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    Part Time Crombie Model Well-Known Member

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    Here are three bugbears of mine for starters.

    1. People who eat hot takeaway meals on often packed public transport. Laughably uncivilised. Animals.

    2. People who watch TV / listen to music loudly on public transport. I always tell them to turn it down, often rudely.

    3. Teenage middle class kids who insist on talking like Ali G. Every word has a laboured three syllables to these morons. They need better ed - You - Kay - shun.
     
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    Part Time Crombie Model Well-Known Member

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    Part Time Crombie Model Well-Known Member

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    That’s an excellent one.

    We have two in my local High St, probably because that tosser Jeremy Vine lives in the next road to me. I often step in them deliberately, and if a cyclist is approaching I always move with the speed & dexterity of Chuks Aneke after six weeks off.
     
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    Typical part 2 Well-Known Member

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    I detest cyclists.

    oh and the utube auditors. I really hate them. Lowest scum on earth and if they ride a bike…
     
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    Part Time Crombie Model Well-Known Member

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    Lycra-clad holier than thou mufty munchers.

    I’d add Uber drivers and Deliveroo drivers to the list - both groups are doing enormous damage to the social fabric of London.
     
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    I detest intolerant people. Hanging's too good for them. They need a good kick up the ar5e.
     
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    I tend to have an issue with humans in general - Range Rover drivers in particular tho
     
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    lardiman We can rebuild him Forum Moderator

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    Here's a few to start with;

    1. Adverts for electric SUV's that feature drivers who (uniform aside) are straight out of SS propaganda posters.
    When have you ever seen a woman, or a person of anything other than pure Teutonic Aryan stock with perfectly chiselled features driving the car in an SUV advert?

    2. SUV's full stop. Totally unnecessary in urban/suburban environments, dangerous, magnets for crime, massively inconvenient to every other road user.
    Moronic status symbols that make a mockery of all efforts to combat climate change.
    If you have kids to cart around get a People carrier. Though I expect those aren't made by anybody anymore.

    3. Vapes.

    4. Fireworks. Should be seen at organised displays only.

    5. Fast food home delivery & the accompanying army of moped riders.

    6. The rest of the black economy. Cash-in-hand employers, you are crooks. Pay your f**king taxes like the rest of us.

    7. The newest mobile phones being pushed on customers every 6 months.
    And the practice of deliberately rendering perfectly good phones obsolete by saying they won't support the latest operating system anymore even when often they are less than two years old.

    8. Social media

    More to follow... :emoticon-0183-swear
     
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    People using mobiles on a video call, f*** off, particularly on public transport.
    Fare dodgers.
    People who say innit, and call their property "my yard".
    Bad manners.
    Half half scarfs
     
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    ElfsborgAddick Well-Known Member

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    Fare dodgers
    Immigrants working in the country who cannot speak the language
    Colin Sams from social media
     
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    CYCLIST!
    People that order fancy coffees at a busy bar
    BLM - all lives matter!
    Rude people
    Spongers that play the system
     
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    Can you speak Portuguese?
     
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    ElfsborgAddick Well-Known Member

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    Yes

    Amigo, você fala merda
     
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    The constant media Armageddon horse manure.
    After decades of manure l cannot believe humans still fall for or believe any of it :headbang:
    Overly obedient people, especially those 20mph twats. Get moving ffs. Stop being terrified of authority!
    Cyclists, especially those outside their purpose built lanes which is usually yards away but they’d rather cycle in the middle of the road…
    Folk that clap when a plane lands under normal circumstances. Bloody programmed seals they are.
    Uber drivers and an army of delivery mopeds! London looks like a ****hole these days .
    Cars blaring deep bass music, nobody cares so turn it down!
    Weak obedient people, they make hard times for us by apologising and excusing social engineering agendas which they know is bollox.
    Vape smells coming into the car from passing cars or the one in front.
    Fast food….zero nutrition.
    Bluebottles….c#nts
    Lack of accountability in politics.
    Shrinkflation….c#nts
    I have more
     
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    :emoticon-0172-mooni to all you cyclist-haters.
     
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    People who keep setting up football forums.

    <whistle>
     
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    People who support three football clubs.
     
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