Sell them outside from a cardboard box. Not in the shop for pity's sake Not that it's much of a shop anymore. We'll be flying their Club badge on big flags from the corners of the Jimmy Seed stand next. I wouldn't put it past the muppets.
A Guard of Honour when they come on the pitch. The players will be swapping shirts after. We'll be wearing an embroidered badge commemorating the game.
Ramsey out for months. Really bad news for him and for us. Before his injury I was saying he was my POTY so far.
I doubt we will see Ramsey again this season. Jones also out for a significant period of time The club has no news on Aneke’s latest injury - rumoured to be multiple fractures after he blew his nose too vigorously when out shopping in Tescos.
Other club’s fans are taking the piss - rightly - at how small time it is producing half & half scarves for a game against Wrexham. Real fans are not mugs, this is cringeworthy.
I have just read this absolute shat about half and half scarves. Totally unacceptable unless you’re under 6 years of age or look like that Mungo in blazing saddles (so that gives a pass to the club scout/most important fan/international lover) I will personally vomit on you. How low have we sunk?
