SB3, how is your keeper expected to be able save shots from Guly, Lallana and Lambertini, when he has a collection bucket in his hands?
All a storm in a tea cup. I am more worried about poor old Kelvin's back, he will be suffering when he has to repeatedly bend over to pick the ball up out of the old onion bag! Perhaps I should take a tin of ralgex spray which I could throw at , sorry to him when he starts to suffer, a good idea?
A better idea would be to throw him a newspaper and a jar of olives and a bottle of retsina. Perhaps even a hammock to stretch between the goalposts. It's not like he's going to be busy is it? Kelvin's 'onion bag' should have a relatively bulge-free day.
The only thing is Rich, he won't have a halftime break like the rest of his team mates - he will need 15 minutes to untie the hammock from say the Milton end, and then toddle down the pitch to the Fratton end, and attempt to refasten it to the goalposts there, at the same time avoiding all the items (including a bugle) being thrown at him from that end of the ground, and having to cover his ears to avoid him listening to all the verbal abuse aimed at him. There, that's the half time entertainment sorted out........
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Awww bless! Another Cup Final coming up and you didn't even have to buy this one. You will still be in existence then? What with the PL not giving a flying fig about you now.............
Of course we will a storm in a tea cup. we will also be driven to give you scummers a rather overdue spanking AGAIN
Good grief SB3, we can't keep beating them 4-1. What would it do to their confidence the poor dears,what with being top of the shop and all that....
Your right for once, you can't keep beating us 4-1 wether you deserved to or not. You are living on short term results and maybe this match is the game that takes the South Coast dominance back to Another LONG term Southampton period. It really is a shame but you probably will never see your side ever above us in a league again.
To be honest if you get a result on the day you will have well and truly earned it.......To get one you are going to have to come at us. So be prepared for us to work your goalkeeper is all I will say. I think there will be a few on the field of play that will need the Ralgex after this game.... SB3...... no matter what the result.
DJ wasnt to over worked its true but i think we have worked goalkeepers a little harder than you boys or maybe the league lies. I can't see either goalkeeper having time for a glass of vino at half time, let alone during the 90 minutes on the 18th
