Girls bumhole

2 in the pink, 2 in the stink.

Yeah, they're just generally to nice to say "Get your tongue round ma ****e pipe!"

 

It doesn't have to be an accident, it is better just to get them lying on their stomach and then spread their cheeks apart and get stuck in.

 

Been too long since I was able to do that. Nice steady relationship involving kids and such like prevents me from being the beats I once was.

 

Finish with her and get a new bird!

 

I think the bigger question should be would you let your bird rim your cadbury tunnel?

 

...with a spoon.

I did a bit with some girl from Essex a few summers back and she was into it. Also said for me to put my thumb around her balloon knot when doing her doggy.

 

my business partner is quite partial to getting birds rim him.. he particularly likes getting fat black women to perform the task...

 

As long as she understands that it is at her own risk.

 

No.

 

Some of you ****s have never lived.

 

[NSFW]http://www.nonktube.com/video/2833/guy-farts-in-poor-girls-face-while-licking-his-anus-hilarious[/NSFW]

 

I would be she's the mother of my two sons and we've another one the way. Which is another reason to not dive in with eyes wide open!

 

This is ****ing amazing. An ex of mine used to do it, best part of eighteen years back. Dirty little minx she was.

She blew it by taking a full rubber off my tumescent cock and drinking the contents! Freaked me right out.

 

I didn't realise there were so many repressed people on here.

 

I blame the Romans... Oh and Jeremy Clarkson.. the bastard

 

Why Spock her when you can Shock her?

 

monacoger, you sound like a right go-er

 

I have my moments.

 

Brown noser.

 

Cause the spocker is worse than the shocker