Match Day Thread General matchday thread.

Bummed by the B-town
You’re getting bummed by the B-town

 

At least we've got a nice and easy trip to the Etihad up next.

 

There was a midweek United v Sunderland game years ago which I think was the biggest price for a top division game in years and years or even possibly ever. Sunderland were something like 40/1. Finished 0-0.

 

Just got in. What the actual **** is that kit? We didn’t vote Brexit for this.

 

I'm still saying nothing until we play.

 

Well done Bournemouth. Great result.

 

The forums horse punchers are off suicide watch u til their next game.

 

After the heartbreak he caused the horse punchers Anthony Gordon put some money behind the bar at a Newcastle pub to beg for forgiveness.



He will be getting the Saturday big shop for them all soon.

 

It's happening

 

Wycombe were a good bunch during their season in the Championship

 

Not bothered about those chair-shaggers. Charlton maybe.

 

Better not get relegated wanted to tick Loftus Road off next season.

 

Oh ok I’ll have a word with our centre-halves.

 

You desperately need a new script writer, or just give up on the bantz because you are so crap at it

 

I'd appreciate that mate, cheers.

If you could also speak with Netanyahu and Hamas so I can reschedule my Jordan holiday I'd also be grateful.

 

Be Amman about it and just go.

 

Must be a cracking discount... although insurance might be a problem...

 

Doubt nipper's mum would be too pleased tbh.

 

Don't think it would be. No government advice to not travel there so can't see it being hugely different.