the wife said she is considering packing her bags because i am obsessed with t.v. dramas....will she carry out her threat? ..... find out next week
A Woman Sends a Text to Her Husband “Honey, don't forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.” Husband: Who is Valerie? Wife: Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text. Husband: But I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me? Wife: What??! Where are you? Husband: Near the bakery. Wife: Wait, I’m coming right now! After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message: Wife: I’m at the bakery, where are you? Husband: I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery , buy the bread !
Man in hospital bed wearing oxygen mask over his mouth. "Nurse", he mumbles. "are my testicles black?" Nurse raises how gown, holds his pen*s in one hand and his testicles in the other...she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir." Man pulls off the oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, "Thanks for that, it was lovely but listen very very carefully. "Are my TEST-RESULTS BACK?
My missus said to me on our 40th wedding anniversary, "I'd sure like you to do what you did on our wedding day. " "I won't be able to, " I replied, "that bridesmaid died last year. "
