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Off Topic The morning Kiwi + Wherever, Taff, Wooperts, MRoger, Sans, & Squat too, Thread! V2.0

Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Jul 20, 2015.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Did you say he has flatulence?
    Yes, think you are correct.
    The windswept look has gone too far!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 16, 2024
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  2. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    I should cocoa. What a bunch of charlatans, you promised me a knighthood, Rog, if I could supply some army surplus to Mr Starmer and some khaki knickers for his missus. You then double crossed me by selling them to lord Ali !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 16, 2024
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    But i has been told dat your knighthood was given to Alli by mistake, day taught dat Didley was lord Alli, as both have the same swarmy suntan and Greasers hair. Whata mistaka to makea. Now i has hit men lookin 4 meas keep telling em its you Woops, but they wont belive me as your such a wooss says de. im goosed so ha is doing a midnight scarpa or a flit as its known in dese parts

    Ps has DIDDLEY GOT ANY CASH I CAN LOOK AFTER FOR HIM FOR TILL IT COOLS, your bestest pal Roge
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 16, 2024
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  4. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Sounds legit !
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 16, 2024
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  5. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Ear, wot you say, Governor, them fightin wordz.
    Who wants my stash if cash?
    I’ve slapped between the legs of the nuns for safe keepin.
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 18, 2024
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  6. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    wot ill need fish fingers to retrieve da cash
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 18, 2024
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  7. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    please log in to view this image
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 19, 2024
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  8. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Probably still caked in tartar sause!
    Next!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 20, 2024
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I hit da wrong hole now de smell of poo


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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 20, 2024
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  10. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 20, 2024
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  11. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    One of your better post, ole mate!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 21, 2024
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    Certainly made me giggle!
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 21, 2024
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    everyone likes to slag off a fart, especially a wet one skid mark lever

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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 22, 2024
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    I think they are too far gone for the launderette, Rog
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 22, 2024
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  15. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    im trying to capture that wonderful smell that drives women mad with passion
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 23, 2024
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  16. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Missed it by that much, chief!
    Would you believe?
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 23, 2024
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  17. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    it's the sock smell of fresh Parmesan I'm after
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 23, 2024
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  18. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    That's a cheesy comment...
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Oct 23, 2024
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  19. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    blame them Ities they love Parmesan
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Oct 26, 2024
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  20. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Don’t know, Parma San….. l know, Daniel Son!
     
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    Didley Squat, Oct 26, 2024
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