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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Willhoops

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    Ah yes, that's the one I was thinking of (sadly)!!

    Back in her Catatonia days Cerys was always rather obliging at getting her booby woobies out I seem to remember <ok>
     
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    proof require friend
     
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    I'll dig out my old 1990s copies of "Big Jugs Monthly" <ok>
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

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    Dats my boy :emoticon-0110-tongu:emoticon-0115-inlov:emoticon-0126-nerd: waiting in anticipation
     
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    Aren’t the pages all stuck together?
     
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    See Wodge is back after another unproductive day on Grindr ... cue a heady mix of memes, pidgin and halitosis....<laugh>
     
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    There's nowt as queer as folk, as ER said to me at his local sauna.

    That was some afternoon.
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

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    That will be a bummer, oops don't want Toby Tubby getting excited,
    only has a picture of a doggy fox, cos he likes liking arseholes as he is one himself :emoticon-0110-tongu dont forget the peanuts bits fuxy woof woof

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  10. Makemstine Roger

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    come on lets get on what Foosy ****er likes

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  13. Makemstine Roger

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    oops ive upset her

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    Lee Anderson MP

    This is staggering. Labour scrapped the Winter Fuel Allowance to save £1 billion. They then told pensioners to claim pension credits and if they were successful they would also get the winter fuel allowance. In light of this I asked the following. The answer will shock you.

    Question: To ask the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions, what estimate she has made of the cost to the public purse of bringing together the administration of Pension Credit and Housing Benefit. (6482) Tabled on: 04 October 2024

    Answer: Sir Stephen Timms: No definitive estimate has yet been made as to the full cost of this policy. The Department has already begun working with local authorities to ensure that take-up of Pension Credit is maximised and implementation is appropriately planned. This work will help further our understanding of the costs so we deliver consistent and high quality support to pensioners.

     
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    Is there anything they won't lie about?

    Much has been made over the last few years of Chancellor Rachel Reeves’ chess prowess and her past achievements as “the British girls under-14 champion.Lazy comparisons and low-hanging terminology have proved too tempting for hacks to resist…

    Reeves has gone on about it herself. As it turns out, those same hacks haven’t bothered actually checking whether Reeves ever was a “champion” chess player. Scour the archives and the results of official championship tournaments are available to see. Reeves did indeed play in the Under 14 championship. She came 26th…

    So – not a champion. Reeves was beaten by the actual Under 14 Champion, the composer Emily Howard. Incidentally Rachel’s sister Ellie came 17th in the Under-12s tournament at the same time…

    Maybe whoever first said she was a champion was thinking of a different tournament – which wouldn’t be the officially recognised one. Go back to previous years in British Chess Championship records and you can see that in the Under 13s Championship Rachel came 29th. She came 19th in the Under 12s in 1990. Ask any child chess prodigy and they’ll tell you that playing in a championship and winning a Championship title aren’t quite the same thing…

    Hacks might have to check themselves next time they wax lyrical on the Chancellor’s chess chops. Her moves in the Treasury might prove more patzer than pro…


     
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  18. Makemstine Roger

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    I see the chicken **** has done a runner yet again


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    Wow Wodge... highbrow stuff ... you still flossing with ferret pubes to remind you of how you lost your virginity?

    ... earlier this summer...<laugh>
     
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  20. Makemstine Roger

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    what a shirt lifter you are Schofields boyfriend i bet

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