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  1. BobbyD

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    Traditional family day of dead respect
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    The spoils afterwards
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    The one thing i like about hk is that people gavr respect for parks and stuff. Loads of hard wearing football/basketball/volleyball courts. Parks are maintained, nets are still on hoops/courts/football goals, lights everywhere until around 10pm when they close off the parks so can play til late.

    That would never happen in uk, some dickheads would have ripped the nets down, smashed glass bottles everywhere.
     
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    Great pics.

    There’s a new skate park down the road from me that is flood lit in the evenings. Pleased to report it hasn’t been trashed.

    Reckon the UK would do well to put more basketball, football, skate parks in towns and cities. Yes some might get vandalised, but I reckon most wouldn’t and it would give yoot places to meet and play sports / hang out etc.

    Props to your ancestors btw
     
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    Genuinely she doesn't, half the blokes who say that **** only say it cos it's like the thing to say when your settled down with someone, my last bird was a toxic nightmare in the end, made a point of not doing that again.

    I was banging my current gf 4 years before she passed the test.

    Unlucky you got a stressful one. or maybe just raise you criteria next time <whistle>
     
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    What relatives did you eat?
     
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    Oh actually spiders, she pisses me off finding spiders in the house I have to kill.

    That counts as irrational grief yeh?
     
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    Oh actually spiders, she pisses me off finding spiders in the house I have to kill.

    That counts as irrational grief yeh?
     
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    U ok hun?
     
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    26.5 mile woodland and canal walk today, could have given up at 17, felt it today.
     
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    She's usually good as gold to be honest. I've been married to her for nearly 20 years, so I think that's long enough to suss it all out.

    Had my fair share of unstable women in the past, including one who tried to kill me by grabbing the steering wheel and trying to force the car off the road. So I've got plenty of basis for comparison with all of this.

    Was just sharing a bloke moment with the not606 brotherhood was all fam.
     
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    More on this please.
     
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    Obviously she succeeded and Piskie died in a tragic murder - suicide incident
     
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    You’ll love this. She was half Iranian, and it turns out ****ing unhinged. But she was also beautiful, brown almond eyes, mocha coloured skin and dark long flowing locks, so you know ….

    She was feisty as ****, which was thrilling in a lot of ways, but also a nightmare in a lot of other ways.

    The car incident was when I was taking her home because she was pissed up and wanting to pick a fight with me. So I said I’m taking you home to sober up and with that she grabbed the wheel and tried to turn the car around. We mounted the kerb and thank **** there was nobody on it.
     
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    And you still drove her home.

    That's where you're going wrong mate, she pulled that on me I'd have dragged her out of the car left her there on the pavement and gone home.

    Like she did try to kill you.
     
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    Still banged.
     
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    Another time we were out she nearly killed herself. We’d been drinking down near Hays and she was getting fruity so I was like let’s go home and carry this on there.

    Dunno if you remember the old London Bridge station before the development, but it used to have 3 or 4 tracks running alongside each other at one point.

    Anyway, we got to the station and her feistiness then turned into her trying to pick a fight with me, I was trying to calm her down and then she was like ‘**** you I’m going back into town’. With that she jumped down onto the railway tracks and stepped over several live rails crossed over to the other platform for a train back up to Charing Cross and was giving me verbal from across the platform.

    That incident was the end of us.
     
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    You were never getting back on track after that.
     
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    I was on a rail to nowhere doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
     
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    You’re along the right line.
     
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