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What a shambles! ... 2 complete and utter plums ... either will get completely annihilated by Starmer at PMQ ... hard to stop chuckling tbh

 

Lefty loonies grasping at straws.

The **** awful Labour Government are as ****ing sleaze ridden and inept as the **** awful Tories were.

Derptastic.

They didn't know what they were voting for

 

Grasping at straws? ... the Self-servatives have now settled on either the woman who has already alienated every current or future working mother in the UK ... or..... wait for it ..... Jenrick!! ...

Hilarious - the Labour Party will be absolutely pissing themselves...

ĹLLllllllllaaaaannnnndddddsssssĺllliiiiiiddddeeee!!!!!

 

At least Tory plumbs arn't seedless like, two tier often qweer, even Badenough has more than Qweer

 

Time for another Iron Maiden long may she reign about 50 years the way these jokes are going

 

Well that'll sure help the Tories mount a credible election challenge! .... not ...

 

I thought the non white non Christian first Pakistani minister for Scotland was bad , but Sir Rodney free the sausages is holding his beer.

 

At lest she won't be as weak as piss in negotiations, you twats will never get in again if we get a real conservative and not a wet labour wannabe Tory

 

The Tory's Iron Maiden is long dead ... but likely still roasting on Beelzebub's spit somewhere in the 9 circles

 

Enjoy the next 4 years Wodge

 

... will the beer go off in the next 4 years?

 

Vote harder next time

 

the pitiful little arse licker won't last 4 if fact counting the months till someone paddles his arse out the door

 

Starmer won't see out 2024

 

The Tories are certainly going to need those paddles in the particular creek they are currently in

 

@MackemGlobeTrotter

 

"Is that gammon getting a bit burnt?..."