Saturday

i'm having to take the mrs wedding dress shopping, i cant see tomorrow ending without me getting called a bastard. pish.

 

Is it not bad luck to see the wedding dress?

Surely you can use that to make a friend take her?

 

unlucky ya ****ta

Tomorrow I'll be drinking all day, then going to bed about 6, get up about 9, get a shower, go dancing, head home after 3, settle down to watch the Pacquaio fight

Get that up ye

Then on Sunday I have a game against the ****s from Kerrydale Street

 

Big match preparation, ML your a total professional

 

she's not getting a traditional one just a designer dress (yay, my own £500-£800 of silk). due to mothers day her two best mates are away and she needs to go through tomorrow for some reason, she must be desperate as i'm the bottom of the barrel for this kind of thing. last time she made the mistake of asking me i i liked something i said "it looks like its made from human hair"

think i'll be shutting the **** up tomorrow though.

 

**** you ****o

i'm going out sat night. i wasnt before, but i am now.

 

My thinking is that the booze will slow my reactions a bit, meaning I can be even later in the challenge I'm in the mood to kick these ****s off the park. I'll be getting a ****ing sore one in within a minute on there strikers

 

no luck pal

My missus is going shopping for the same tomorrow too - but shes doing it with her mates and all the kids

Means i get to **** off to the gym, then to the pub to watch the rugby

I'll spare a tought for you though

 

thanks for your support guys

on the plus side when this inevitably leads to the fight that gets the wedding called off i still have enough of my blood money left to buy a motorbike

 

At what point in this shopping will you suggest a french maids uniform ?



for the missus I mean .

 

probably quite early in the hope that i'll get told to bugger off

 

Doesn't matter what type of dress - seeing it will bring bad luck apparently.

You should hammer this point home until she gets someone else to go - mothers day is Sunday ffs, get some **** to go in your place.

 

****in movin house tomorrow.

And as you may be aware from yesterdays little tale, it's J-Celtic's bad week.

****.

 

its too late brum, already made it clear that i believe all that stuffs bollocks, a tact change like that isnt subtle enough

her friends arent from glasgow and have actually gone home to honor this ****ing made up holiday the black hearted cow even said "they're all away for mothers day, you wont be busy though will you.(full stop, no questionmark, my mums dead. check-mate.)"

 

you could

a) say you had planned to spend the day in quiet contemplation

b) get completely inebriated and incapable by about 8am on saturday and then suffer a stern reprimand and hangover in the early evening

c) ask your missus who , exactly , she is planning to marry in this new wedding dress ?

 

I've been mulling over your wee dilema here LR over a pint at lunchtime

My thoughts are you should be a man - and tell her your not ****ing going!

Lets be honest if you give in and go you'll be laying down a marker for the rest of your married life. Next you'll be missing old firm games so you can go for lunch with her friends or to buy a new sofa

So to sum up - grow some balls ye fanny

 

The power of a pint

Lets face most of us would be forced into doing something as **** as this at some point - we either have already or will in the future.

I know my mrs better than her, I get alot of her clothes because I'm better at picking stuff up & don;t take a whole day to come back with a pair of ****ing jeans!!!

If she had her way we'd do that Don;t Tell The Bride program where they give you £8k for the wedding but the bloke has to organise it - piece of piss for me.

 

i can just see you sitting quietly in the corner holding your chin thoughtfully anport

3 shops. its just 3 shops.

 

whenever she's pissed off with me now she just brings up afghanistan

****ing gordon brown

 

If I were you (thank **** I'm not) I would curl up in a ball every time she says Afghanistan. Then just mumble "the things I seen man" until she stops