British Politics spam thread

I was working you daft ****.

 

There was a whole 'industry' making their own versions of pubs round here. Plod were not interested unless people were being total arses.

 

In the office or at home?

 

Both.

 

I was in the office 5 days per week. Seeing people making drinks for each other, bringing in cakes and sandwiches for birthdays, I quickly stopped being worried about Covid as it was inevitable I would get it. So **** it, yes I will have some cake thanks.

 

Were you in Government, setting the rules for the country, telling people what to do and spaffing billions of taxpayer's money?

 

Derp di derp.

 

No I was doing far more important work.

 

So why the **** would anyone care if you ate cake or not?

 

Crazed righties always fail to read the articles they quote. It's very weird.

 

The hypocrisy of Lefty Loonies never ceases to amaze

Freeloading ****ing spongers on society!!

 

People need to understand: if you're going to work, you are already mixing with other people. Doesn't matter if you have cake or a glass of wine, makes no difference.

 

Never belonged to Mauritius, which is 1250 miles away. It belonged to les frogs.

 

Or a few beers and curries with the Commissioner of the district Police

 

It does if you set the rules ffs

 

The worst one was Nichola Sturgeon removing her face mask at a funeral

 

Scotch eggs gave temporary immunity though.

 

Dopey lefties don't read the posts a page or so back on this that shows why you're once again shouting ignorant bollocks.

Have you found that 'small print' yet dopey?

 

Scotch eggs are ****ing awful

Can't understand anyone liking them.