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    Shame about the gay lisp
     
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    Not if she snores like a jump jet taking off and kicks you all night <yikes>
     
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    Received one of “those” phone calls yesterday.
    “Is that Mr. Brown?”
    Me: “Yes, it is”
    “It’s about your recent accident”
    Me: “How the hell did you know about that? I thought it was just going to be a fart”
    She hung up!!
     
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    I thought I saw Michael J Fox in our local garden centre this morning.

    I couldn't be sure though, he had his back to the fuchsias......
     
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    I went into the car showroom and told the salesman "My wife would like to talk to you about the VW Golf in your window".

    "Sir this is a BMW dealership we don't have a VW Golf in the window !" he replied.

    "You do now" I said......
     
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    The wife bought a home waxing kit the other day. She asked me if she should just do the sides or leave a strip down the middle...

    I said I would prefer it if she didn't have a moustache at all !
     
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