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    I got chatting with a girl in a bar, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked.
    "Have you not got a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends.
    ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her.
    "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a white wine please.
    A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love.
    While I was putting my clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?"
    I said, "My wife found out."
     
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    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman arrived at a railway station in a state of inebriation just as The train was about to leave. A helpful porter managed to get The Englishman and The Scotsman aboard as The train pulled out. Then he turned to The Irishman and said, 'I'm sorry sir that I couldn't get you aboard The train.'
    'My friends will be sorry too,' said The Irishman, 'they just came to see me off.'
     
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    My artistic girlfriend likes to draw on my body.

    When she was sad, I’d give her my shoulder to crayon.
     
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    I threw a ball for my dog...

    It's a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a Tuxedo.
     
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