Off Topic The Burly Arms

That's only a clue if you're a fed bro

And I ain't no fed

 

I only saw that after I'd posted this

would nay done it otherwise

 

If only you'd mentioned the word Australian it would be

 

I can forgive this miniscule slight on my otherwise stellar character

 

Fosse all upside down tonight

 

I see what you did there

 

That's cos your a sleeping vampire

 

Sucky was guesting for the 'Vets' mate ... they were one short and put out an emergency appeal for a hooker... imagine Sucky's surprise when he turned up and they handed him a rugby shirt

 

Ermmmm...

 

In your original post Flossy

 

Make your mind up Ponks ...

 

Ex?

 

I have, it's quite clear Fosse.

In your original post you didn't mention that the Tennis player was Australian, you said 'not british'

Hence why it could have been the incident that turned Navratilova Lesbo.

 

You tell me mate you been dumped more times than a council bin

 

It's not even 7pm and Fosse should already be in bed

 

Well apart from the fact she would have been 12 ... I know she was good and all... but...

This lady was very feminine, very pretty ... and won Wimbledon under her married name ...

 

Not whilst on a train Ponky ... might be alright for you scrumpy drinking hobo types ... but ...

 

My time with my current is apparently more years than you've been on this earth ... or not

 

Been with my current Mrs like 13yrs now

Met in nursery innit

 

Come on mate, when Navratilova was 12 you were already twice her age