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  1. luvgonzo

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    Painter doing there living room tomorrow, spent all day clearing it.
     
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    Kevin Painter? I hope it’s Kevin Painter.
     
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    Good morning to anyone not asking stupid questions in coffee shops before ordering some sugary nonsense that takes half a day to make when I’ve got a train to catch.

    In Milan for work for a couple of days and today I can mooch about so that’s nice.


    ‘Ooh do you sell tea?’. It’s a ****ing coffee shop with a big box of teas five feet from your fat gob you ****. He got a vanilla latte.
     
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    Morning, just getting my choca mochi latte and then on with the day.
     
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    Pufter then, obviously.
     
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    Very. Definite wide receiver rather than the offensive line.
     
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    I like a vanilla latte ... particularly if they've got no teas ...
     
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    Yet to have a proper look over it but at a glance this painter has done a cracking job and all done in a day.
     
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    Was ok. Not great. On the work card anyway.
     
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    Amateur, I'd have taken 4 days and charged 250 a day
     
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    Cost me £480 including paint and it's a great job tbf.
     
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    Yeah but you could have paid just £520 more for Sucky’s wit and repartee so are you really winning?


    Good morning from Milan where I’ll be spending the entire day in meetings, 90% of which I won’t contribute to at all, followed by a dinner with the same people engaging in incredibly forced conversation while trying to follow QPR v Hull online.
     
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    **** couple of days financially!

    Storm whatever snapped a couple of large branches on the oak in our back garden Sunday night.
    Got a tree surgeon in yesterday, one is hanging over the road behind our house so will require TM and a partial closure today, the other over our neighbours house.

    £1300 cash in hand all of it!

    Love the way the council completely wash their hand of it, unless I want to chop a branch hanging over the garden off, then the oak is under a TPO and they don't like that. Useless ****s.

    Suppose we get some decent firewood for a couple of years.

    And the dog needs dental work - £1200.

    So a nice two and half grand vanished like I threw it in the nearest pond.
     
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    Morning BTW.
     
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    The joint current account just added 33p interest though, so that will help.
     
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    Councils are always crap no idea why that seems to be the standard.
     
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    Should have sent the dog to Turkey mate
     
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