Mark Fish? The ex-Charlton defender? Part of the best named back four ever: Young, Fish, Costa, Fortune.
So you're saying you'd believe it if it was from The Grauniad? Or maybe the BBC? Or to avoid ambiguity, on his own socials?
I meant the hike bit. The Torygraph has been making up new stories every few days, apparently pubs are only going to be open for 20mins and we're going to start using pensioners as a fuel source. I wouldn't be surprised if they hike tuition fees as the NO IMMIGRANTS bullshit has now spread to foreign students, but I'll get annoyed with it when it's actually announced as a policy.
For anyone that's wondering why the host is laughing so much, it's probably because he hasn't seen it. Colin Jost (husband of Scarlett Johansson) and his co-host Michael Che write some of each other's jokes. They then have to do them live without knowing what's coming.
Yes, and such a rubbish politician. He is desperate for blue collar votes and says stupid things like this. I don't understand why he isn't below 10% in the polls. What person looks at him and thinks, yep that's my guy. Makes George Dubya look like Abraham Lincoln.
Andrea Jenkyns claims she was at the Reform Ltd conference for a laugh, as she blagged her way in pretending to be a journalist I think there is only one response to that claim... please log in to view this image
Bad Enoch ranting about maternity leave? Of course there's a tweet for that please log in to view this image
One day as a dictator, one day of massive violence... it's not The Purge, it's a classic fascist purge. More Night of the Long Knives or Kristallnacht than Hollywood.
One thing about The Purge, which is the closest to plotting the franchise has, is that on Purge Night the government are still protected by the laws the lower orders are not Methinks he would have a phalanx of security around Mar a Lago if he did enforce it - at least until he noticed which way they were facing when aiming their guns...
