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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Makemstine Roger

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    Oh no.
     
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  3. Makemstine Roger

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    Afraid so Pumpy that's you reduced to giving it away again down the docks, that's why they keep requesting the migrants down there,good job you only charge them a shilling, as they are desperate for some relief, even you. The paper bags issued by the NGOs are wonderful and it helps them get over the shock, of a wrinkly auld haddock smelling skank.

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    Migrants fresh off the boat ask what's the worst thing about England

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    OH NO PUMPYS ALREADY HERE
     
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    wow getting juicier on Qweers own corruption, vid of him dancing for Alli before the portion


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  10. Makemstine Roger

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    apart from Pumpy who has a wizard's sleeve with an echo

    She's from the neon side of town, where it's so blue it would make Epstein blush
    shes is singing and dancing waiting for the isle of wight ferry


    underneath the lamp light by the barricade, Pumpy she is waiting there's a fortune to be made.
    Some silly bar steward paid ten bob, you should have seen his poor knob
    she even shaves the growler in case you want a muff :emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music

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    Labour have been in power in Wales for 20 years, and they have the worst backlog in NHS, the lowest survival rates for cancer and corruption in local councils.i.e Cardiff.The stench of corruption is rife within the labour party.
    Labour have gone from Honeymoon to Divorced, Politically Homeless and Morally Bankrupt within a matter of weeks
     
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  14. Makemstine Roger

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    That's nice dearie.
     
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    knew you would like the résumé, thought it was a perfect description you can have it framed and mounted
     
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    I'll show it to some of my friends.

    We all have a bloody good laugh at you reform types and your various paranoias.

    It keeps us entertained on wet afternoons.
     
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    The Sausage man's gravy train has hit a few Snags. Two-Tier, Free-Gear, Maybe-Queer Keir. And his missus, Victoria Sponger.
    And of course. Rosie Duffield!! What a letter, surely one of the most blisteringly truthful in all of British political history.



     
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    you don't have any friends only customers, and I know you will be too embarrassed when they find out the truth Pumpy blue
     
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    I see the ferry docked then, hope you made them wash first
     
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