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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Starmer seems to be getting more done in a matter of weeks than Bojo managed in years - Starmer obviously doesn't have the same appetite for No10 parties and is actually focusing on being a PM ... <laugh>
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    You managed to get the total up to £53k for a flat refurbishment yet?

    Likely not :emoticon-0136-giggl

    Landslide!!!
     
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  3. DMD

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  5. pompeymeowth

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    Landslide!
     
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  6. DMD

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    It's every single day, and every single thing...<laugh>

     
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  7. pompeymeowth

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

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    Equality for sausages now!!!
     
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  9. Toby

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    You mean that crazed righties are making **** up and getting upset about it?

    Sounds about right.
     
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  10. Easter Road 1980

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    It's little wonder the multi-millionaire gammon faced Dame Korma has sausages on his mind :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    He can't keep the allegations of his kid to a colleague quiet forever. There's dissent from within building day by day.
     
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    Starmer and Co will simply ignore the members vote, but they'll not keep the parentage of Les Dawson's love child a secret forever.

     
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  13. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I discovered something interesting recently, Tony Blair's father was given up for adoption by his "entertainer" parents in Glasgow.
    I wonder if Leo Blair spent his entire life telling anyone that would listen that his father was a clown .

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    Anthony Charles Lynton Blair was born on 6 May 1953 at Queen Mary Maternity Home in Edinburgh, Scotland. He was the second son of Leo and Hazel (née Corscadden) Blair. Leo Blair was the illegitimate son of two entertainers and was adopted as a baby by the Glasgow shipyard worker James Blair and his wife, Mary.
     
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  14. Ponders Revisited

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    Purely out of interest (I'm not a political beast like you guys), what has Starmer achieved since taking office?
     
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    Will no one think of the chipolatas?
     
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    This sounds very similar to your curiosity towards what tangible benefits the Roma community bring to the UK .
     
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    I'm trying to decide if there being no credible opposition right now makes it funnier or not.
     
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    Hi there pop-pickers, what are your favourite pop hits with one word replaced by “sausage”? Here’s a few for starters, or should that be the main course?
    Eye of the sausage
    The power of sausage
    Last sausage
    Sausage will tear us apart
    Sausage in a coma
     
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    Another one bites the sausage.
     
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