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British Politics spam thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Bet this was Roger

     
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  2. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    So short on pixels, eh sat in front of his Grans ancient computer, trousers round his ankles getting annoyed because we won't let him get his gay porn up on his screen,

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  3. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Who in their right mind has a red fridge? A red kettle, yes. A red toaster, yes. But not a red fridge. Yuck.

    Red is my favourite colour.
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I never answer "fell off the back of a lorry "adverts, buy all my gear new
    and as it's in your terraced backyard, I suggest it's stolen otherwise you would let a prospective buyer see it working in your home

    P.S your walls need rendering, and gate needs a rub down undercoat and painting, don't forget to post a picture when it's done so we all can have a laugh
     
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  5. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    It's either his feline side coming out, it's stolen or perfect for him/her/it

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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    High Kings of Ireland on my father's side ... and most Vikings were gay ...
     
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  7. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    so you're a pikey thought so

    well seeing as my side continued, my ancestors liked women, however I've seen your feminine side a few times now
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Make your mind up Rogered...
     
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  9. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    typical girly comeback
     
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  10. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Not long now till I start My Ten Favourite GCers.

    There's still time for me to revise my list, but the clock is definitely ticking.
     
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  11. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Like you'd know about a female coming Rogered <laugh> ...

    Reach around at sea scouts is about your level ...
     
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  12. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    least I know where the love button is princess, and enjoy a very long muff
     
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  13. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    DILDOBERTO only knows about what his kitens like playing with



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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    **** Daddy is either going to sing like a Canary & take Hollywood & politicians down with him as he filmed them ****ing children.
    Or he's going to not Epstein himself
     
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  15. FosseFilberto

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    That just your rectal wart Rogered <laugh>

    Anyways ... whilst it's been fun; a battle of wits with a man that's unarmed isn't exactly intellectually stimulating ...

    So I'll leave to your bedsit ambiance and fantasies of showering squaddies ... with Vikings ... whilst plucking at your sphincter hairs and singing God Save The King <laugh>
     
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  16. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    If I had one it would be you, a hideous little thing that needed cutting off and flushing, and as far as squaddies go you have to be a man to join, not cross-dressing that won't cut it, and would lead to a good hiding, but there again I bet you would love it, and your right into frillies. And if we did get attacked, it would be up to people like me to save your bacon, while you emigrate or hide under the table
     
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  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    You couldn't trace round my Hello Kitty av.
     
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  18. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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  19. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    I've told you Pumpy bent wrist brigade don't interest me. Ill leave that for your chum, Tubby. People say it's a Dick he has, but we go by his reputation, being an overgrown 2inch clit, and a dickhead
     
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  20. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Very true. He literally would never have been born if it weren’t for people like you who risked their lives to keep Britain British. Utterly shameful lack of respect shown by him. Typical lefty.
     
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