Amazing farts

I know what It's like to blast it out, the relief is wonderful

 

Ladies & Gentlemenzas .................... This Months Honesty Award goes to the one man band himself, the self taught trumpet player, the man with the organ arse and self flatulating blower .............. Makenstine Roger!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This award is based on comments made by the winner of the Fartage Trophy.
Honesty is our most bestest policy. ( see above )

You too could be a winner, just ask Rog to show you the way, its sh!t easy!!!!!!!!!

 

He’s my hero!

 

Where’s our Monthly Winner?
He hasn’t collected his prize from Sister Vagena. There is much to give.

 

Ok, l know he’s shy, so l have me a prize to snare him to the award.

Yes, it works!

 

But but I is only umble and there must be a mistake, his Lordship the Rev has awarded me a whole fifty pence ,this cant be right he never makes mistakes when it comes to dosh. Im afraid to go out in case he has put a hit man on me for the dosh back,

my best underwear now has a skid mark the size of a water slide. And you can smell me coming from 50 paces,

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The award winners prize.
Don’t say l don’t pay up.

 

Just coming into Fartsville now…

 

I've took the last train to Fartsville .........but its full of monkeys

 

Named after my family the poopsdale scoopers, married into Italian noble family the Crapolias

 

What a load of sewage data!

 

ill have you know Mr Didley that every specimen is of correct size and weight

 

Ok, who’s been on the BBQ again?

 

I am without fartage!