'So much for Starmer's plan for growth - Labour's 20mph rollout in Wales has cost £40million and, by Labour's own admission, it will shrink Welsh economy by £9billion'
I wonder if they ever stop and consider that this Alan they talk to may not like them very much? Given they're usually kept in the trouser pocket, it could have an impact on the birth rate.
His name has cropped in the gossip columns quite a bit again of late. Suggestions of a senior figure in number 10 playing away in the past have too.
Not quite the blow job they were expecting. How frustrating must it be, to arrive in eternity to meet your virgins, and then realise that you're nobless.