The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

You wouldn't meet me to buy me my winnings you pussy.

Sure you wouldn't like to revisit the city you love so much?

 

reet Im off to support youse lot at te hillsborough justice gig



...... well to see some good music anyway!

 

He's scared.. then again he is just a mere geeky scientist..

 

...and he's from cheshire!

 

reet i'm of now all together now, all together now

 

We'll probably start winning every game 6-0.
And we were playing 4-5-1 for both Chelsea games (although Sky had us as a 4-3-3). Maxi is an attacker, so his goals will do us.
You're hardly doing great for goals yourself. What was it, 1 goal in each of your last 6 games?

 

What? Swansea?

 

"See some good music"? What the f..k are you? An X Man?

Did you have a good night anyway, you freak of nature?

 

Going to Altrincham's a bit different to going to Swansea. And I haven't lost the bet yet

 

Fail

 

Yeah. Didn't you live there briefly and hate the place?

 

I've never even been to Swansea. I don't want to go to Chelsea...............

 

Right. I could have sworn it was you I had a row with way back. Obviously not, whoever it was (and it was on the Pool board before we all became pals!) reckoned it was a **** hole and all the locals are backwards racists!

It isn't and most aren't. Some are of course.


Why don't you want to go to Chelsea?

 

I'm with Elvis on this

 

Morning nobbers..

My tweed jacket has arrived this morning in preparation for the gold cup

 

Then as already advised, don't come anywhere near my local with it on, or you're dead meat

 

Dont worry yourself as I wont be is it the sort of establishment where you wipe your feet on the way out?? there are two boozers near my house one i will never go in, the other is a tad rough but the owner is a massive skinhead so he doesn't get too much bother in there.. I have been in it a couple of times though boozers like that I'd rather avoid.. nothing worse than entering a boozer to be confronted by an array of people wearing sports based leisure wear combined with a pair of timberlands.. Which in my opinion is a crime against humanity.. as is wearing sports based leisure wear combined with a leather jacket.. These people are a disgrace and should be locked up. Something else that annoys me is why do fat ****ers wear tracksuits?? do they ever go near a gym or jog??

 

You really do have some issues. Live and let live. Or perhaps in your case, in the words of Bond. James Bond. Live and let die.

 

Timberland are a very interesting paradox.

Classic boots and the earthkeeper range are superb, stylish and choice.

The likes of these in jd sports though, as worn by your tracksuit wearing pals, are wrong on absolutely every level possible.


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