Taken from another club’s Twitter. Where CAFC are in the respective League One tables after 5 games - Shots on target per game = 23rd Xg (zzz) = 21st Possession = 19th Goals = 14th Clean Sheets = 1st Interesting stats, which back up what we have been saying on here, namely that we are terrible in possession, carry minimal goal threat, yet our defence and keeper have got us joint top of the league.
Meanwhile, whilst having a bovril having a w*** in the 1905 lounge having spent £1000 and relaxed we are now 5 years into the THIRD division.
Looks like the defence is holding us together. Never thought I’d be saying that so soon. If they collapse then it’s a short drop to mid table obscurity.
