Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different
- Thread starter Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC
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Which begs the question, do vegans breastfeed?
The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
Why does it? (somebody had to ask what many were likely thinking)
It's the way I think*.
* Loose term, very loose.
The views expressed in my posts are not necessarily mine.
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Woman's going past a pet shop and there's a parrot in the window, beautiful bird, gold and blue. And she loves it so she goes in and asks how much for the parrot, and the shopkeeper says £20, and she thinks wow, only £20, and says I'll take it. And the pet shop owner says, well there's something I have to warn you about.... This parrot has spent his life in a brothel and he's learnt a fairly extensive vocabulary, and the woman thinks 20 quid I'll take a chance and she says that's fine and takes the parrot home.
When she gets home she takes the cover off the cage and the parrot looks around and says New place, very nice. And the woman's daughters walk in, and the parrot says New place, new girls, very nice. And the woman's husband walks in and the parrot says Hello Big Vern...
When she gets home she takes the cover off the cage and the parrot looks around and says New place, very nice. And the woman's daughters walk in, and the parrot says New place, new girls, very nice. And the woman's husband walks in and the parrot says Hello Big Vern...
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How to play it out from the back....
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Back at home we all have a lot of work to do, but from here Earth sure looks like a perfect world…
…Says the first billionaire in space.
No **** Sherlock. I’m sure I know where you won’t start.
…Says the first billionaire in space.
No **** Sherlock. I’m sure I know where you won’t start.
A Bird’s Eye view of the UK
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Oh the irony...https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdx6xvvn25xo
Odd that police had time & resource to investigate that one. Hmmn. #2tier
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Huge amount of respect for Jon Bon Jovi for talking someone out of jumping off a bridge...
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I recall Mike Harding saying that when you got two girls together, you always had a nice one, and a 'tug'.
He says he went out with that many tugs, they called him the Queen Mary.
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Looks like a barrow boy to me, does he work for The Coyle's?