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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    He thinks he has left a spaceship. He is actually floating around in some huge aircraft hanger in the middle of the Arizona desert with images of the stars being shown on the walls and roof and the flat earth beneath him.

    When he gets back on the flat earth he will find that Rachel Reeves has cut off his winter heating allowance and wants him to pay more taxes.
     
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  2. DMD

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    Fact check:

    There is more than one way to skin a cat.

    Verdict: TRUE
     
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  3. QuarterMoonII

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    The original origins of the European Union were a cartel formed to create uniformity in the jobs and production of Europe’s coal and steel industries with the intention of preventing Germany leading Europe back to another war.

    It has not been working very well of late, with large parts of Europe dependent upon the German manufacturing colossus, which is now in decline due to energy price inflation; and German funding it to buy its products.

    Q: So how has Germany sought to handle its immigration problems, which have seen voters switch to ‘far right’ populist parties at recent elections?

    A: It has introduced border controls to check who is coming to and going from Germany.

    Hang on, is there not some EU agreement called Schengen that allows everyone Freedom of Movement across the EU? There is but it includes a clause that allows for exemptions in particular circumstances, which have even been used previously by the likes of France. Oh dear, it looks like Germany might have started the destruction of the EU without firing a broomstick. And they all thought Farage was a crackpot warning about unlimited immigration. Merkel invited them all in.
     
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    The closest humanoids ever got to space travel was with Martin Landau in Space 1999, let alone the falsehood of the lunar landings.

    Sheer fantasy on the deranged and deluded minds of humanoids.
     
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    Well who would have thought it?

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    Police minister Diana Johnson has her purse nicked - at a conference of senior police officers Where she warned of an "epidemic of antisocial behaviour, theft and shoplifting"
     
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    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    ... actually her comments were about having inherited an 'epidemic of antisocial behaviour, theft and shoplifting' from the previous Government... <whistle>
     
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    Phew. Thank heavens we have Starmer and Lammy at the helm, with Biden along side them. How reassuring is that?

     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    David Milliband is involved in one of the main NGOs flooding America's Southern border , both Fabian society Marxist Jews.

    President & C.E.O of International Rescue

    https://www.rescue.org/uk/david-miliband
     
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    Screenshot_20240912_183907_Chrome.jpg

    "Us & our values "
     
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  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    A few hundred years ago he would be sending ships to America & profiting just as much as modern human trafficking
     
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    The International Rescue Committee

    <laugh>

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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    DdV4VJJX4AEmGeA.jpeg Green & red Communism by eroding rights in the name of climate change net Zero & open borders big fascist neomarxism government.

    Milliband bros Communist Islington jews

    https://www.newstatesman.com/politics/2010/06/labour-socialism-socialist

    While the "red" social-democratic parties tend to focus on the effects of capitalism on the working class, the "green" environmentalist parties tend to focus on the environmental effects of capitalism.
     
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    Well that seems to have cleared that up.

     
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