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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    You seem to have the IQ of a carrot, the meme was posted not long ago
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Poor women, having to sleep with him
     
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  3. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Just the one ...but more relationships than you could dream of ... and my ex-wife was met at work - not over the Internet ... there's that 'work' thing again ... sorry if that hurts each time ...

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  4. FosseFilberto

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    Just wanted your confirmation sport ... so the majority of it spent for the benefit of people in this country? None of it just missing? ... I didn't even touch on Tory wastage fruitloop... such as the Rwanda madness ...

    You lose - but you're used to it ... carrots have consistently beaten you in IQ tests, so no real surprise... <laugh>
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    You are about 25 years older than me & dating grannies .

    Sounds ****ing disgusting

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  6. FosseFilberto

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    Poor sex dolls for you .. and yet you remain a virgin...<laugh>
     
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  7. stopmeandslapme

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    I was waiting for someone to tell her to **** off or something, they all seem to love her.
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

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    Fantasising about me now too ... you've really sprung a leak ...

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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Looks a bit staged
     
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  10. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    How embarrassing you failed 3 times over to keep a woman happy.

    Best for you to go back to the prem board
     
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  11. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    Maybe. Americans are a bit gushing about their politicians though.
     
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  12. HRH Custard VC

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    Seems to be OK for Fritz to use it, so not quite the madness after all.
    £8B on GB energy, that does not produce anything
    £11B to johnny foreigner who will not spend it on green energy


    Still 3 times you failed in life, give up go away
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    My work done for the day methinks ... literary equivalent of putting Dumbkunt and Kusstard in a barrel and telling them I've pissed in the corner ... will they ever stop spinning? ...<laugh>
     
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  14. DMD

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    If you look for the back story, it's even funnier because it's not just staged and scripted, it had to be edited and doctored too. <laugh>
     
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    In fours' time I'll be four hours closer to my trip to Bognor Regis and the National Postcard Convention.
     
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    I can't see Diana Johnson on that list.

    What I found so crazy about that, is that if Labour had presented it better, it would actually be a popular action, because many pensioners readily admit they can manage without it, and would prefer it spent on the genuinely needy, but either by accident or design, Labour made a total pigs ear of it.
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    And it took you 11 years to tell us?
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Wid.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Is surprise sex ok now?

    Asking for somebody else :bandit:
     
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  20. HRH Custard VC

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    You have been owned yet again
     
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