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    Kids today are too soft !

    I'm pretty sure that I died when I was about 7, and my mam made me 'walk it off' :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    There were initially only 25 letters in the alphabet . . . . nobody knew y.
     
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    I finally got to see my GP on Friday and showed her the rash on my bollocks.

    She ignored me and kept pushing her trolley round Asda.
     
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    A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the
    door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.
    "Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.
    "At this new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden.
    It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!"
    The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the
    phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon.
    She calls up the place
    Is this the Golden Saloon?” she asks when the bartender answers the phone.

    “Yes it is,” bartender answers.

    “Do you have huge golden doors?”

    “Sure do.” “Do you have golden floors?”

    Most certainly do.”

    “What about golden urinals?”

    There’s a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling, “Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that peed in your saxophone last night!”
     
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    That made me titter!
     
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