Where is everyone? Not been on in a few days and everybody seems to have gone missing. What happened the other night? Please explain
Cyprusssyd had a breakdown and threw a hissy because some people made a few jokes about Gary Speed. Mick, being a spineless little cretin, shat himself and instead of telling syd and the rest of the mopes to man up, banned a lot of the people he called "friends" and ****ed up his own forum. That's it in a nutshell.
I reckon all the religious nutjobs and 9/11 conspirators all PM'd each other and agreed to meet at the top of Ben Nevis to await the second coming or a visit from the mother ship. It's feckin' cold up there so maybe they've all frozen to death.
Apparently the forum was being used as a front for the distribution of illegal Japanese octopus porn. In an early morning swoop by PETA and the RSPCA, most of the site's senior members were arrested and have been remanded in custody.
in other news: double agent Pud was given the green light to spam this place with an other sites address we hope to have a statement from the sneaky russian soon