If you played for Charlton, what position would you play in?

I would be a left back.

I could play wide on the left wing in my younger day. But my crossing was abysmal

I was a deft tackler though, without being physical.
I could pinch the ball off a marauding forward and he wouldn't notice it was gone, never mind pretend I'd clipped him.

 

I was a winger (either side) so could play in front of you Lardi as left wing. Would have to convince Jones the importance of the position of course

 

Right back or centre back was my favoured positions although sometimes I’d get thrown up front to mix things up a bit

 

I'd be the ball boy.

 

Had you down for cutting the oranges

 

Goalkeeper surely?

 

Striker in the Derek Hales mode.

 

I've played on the pitch at the Valley. It's big.... So I couldn't play my normal up and down right midfielder without having a heart attack in a proper match. I guess unused substitute would be my preferred option.

 

Right Wing.

 

Right back 100%

 

I was at school, got lobbed in 5-a-side then quit.

 

Lobbed or knobbed ?

 

It’s was an Under 6s game too.

You were 15 at the time.

 

You're a knob.