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I always used to buy smoked back bacon but accidentally picked up streaky & never looked back .
It's a gain changer

 

This definitely happened

 

I've repeated the same anecdote on here several times you could probably get someone from your Intel team to find the quotes.

About 5 years ago outside Burger King Leicester square & the protesters were holding laptops with footage of animals getting chopped up in a slaughter house .

That's the thing about us not socially awkward freaks like yourself, we can hold conversations with people we disagree with without hating them .

 

Although I'm not a Vegan I do really love the Richmond "meat free" sausages in a roll with broon sace, and a fried egg as well doesn't go amiss.

I've tried that Quorn ****e and it's ****ing bowfin'. Tastes of **** all.

Vegans are ****ing bellends, full stop.

Humanoids are ****ing carnivores for ****s sake, just like the rest of the animal kingdom on this flat Earth.

It's no coincidence that all Vegans are either ****tahs, lezzers or trannies.

QED.

 

Richmond are the worst even the meat ones

Are you having a giraffe ?

 

No, I'm being deadly serious as I always am on this non award winning webs(h)ite.

Richmond meat free sausages are lovely, never tried the meat ones.

 

I'm going to try them , if they taste like **** I'll just shove them up my dunger & embrace vegetarianism

 

Fair enough

I tried that with one of them inserted deep into my poop chute (once defrosted obviously, didn't want to risk frost bite ramifications) and that was also a pleasurable experience.

 

Could probably do it with fish, shellfish ... but, admittedly, would find it difficult to kill an animal ...

 

If I went 48 hours in a Labour run dystopia & through their ******ed sustainable green policies us proletariat were in bread lines , I would resort to killing & eating vegetarians

 

Daytime drinking and ranting about me.

What a life.

 

I only drink fine English ale.

 

I think it's some Glasgow hipster piss.
Like the basic branding though

 

I tried a "craft lager" a couple of years ago. To my palate it tasted exactly the same as Fosters/Carling/etc.

 

Talking of palate I just came back from the dentist minus one wisdom tooth. He said to avoid alcohol till it's fully healed

 

****

 

The best continental lager I've had for years is M&S Czech pilsner . £6 for four small 33ml

I can't drink Ghost ship or real ales in the summer , they serve it room temp & if you sit outside it goes warm & disgusting fast

 

You need to let that bit of jelly heal for a few days , if you smoke a *** or drink through a straw it comes off & you expose the raw nerve which is probably excruciating