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  1. Toonitus

    Toonitus Well-Known Member

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    I always here stuff about people being eaten by sharks. Stay on land... it's a very simple solution.
     
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  2. Charlie Dogscock

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    But on land you can get eaten by a lion.
     
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    But what about lion sharks?


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    nurse-shark-barbels.jpg
     
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  5. Toonitus

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    If there was lions around I'd apply the same logic and not go outside.

    Sometimes survival is very simple.
     
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  8. Charlie Dogscock

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    The logic is literally the same, you stay on land so you don't get eaten by a shark, but the chances of running into a lion on land are much higher than running into a a shark in the sea.
     
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  9. Toonitus

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    There's no lions here mate
     
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    Don’t most accidents happen in the home??

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    Only if you own a shark tank or a lion cage.
     
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    What if you own a shark cage and a lion tank?
     
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  13. Obi Wan

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    Then you should be safe, after a few days.
     
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  14. Toonitus

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    That's just because people tend to be in them....the fact is if I don't go swimming where sharks live I cannot be eaten by one.

    It's a very basic level of intelligence I've employed! Same goes with parachuting, rock climbing and any kind of stupid **** like that.

    It's very simple.... always reduce your chances of a gruesome death.
     
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  15. Charlie Dogscock

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    But you regularly swim in shark infested waters?
     
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  17. Toonitus

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    No that's the idea...
     
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