Off Topic Sharks

I always here stuff about people being eaten by sharks. Stay on land... it's a very simple solution.

 

But on land you can get eaten by a lion.

 

But what about lion sharks?

 

If there was lions around I'd apply the same logic and not go outside.

Sometimes survival is very simple.

 

https://slate.com/technology/2022/07/sharks-vending-machines-death.html

No surprises then, muppets

 

Amateurs. I beat the vending machine every time.

 

The logic is literally the same, you stay on land so you don't get eaten by a shark, but the chances of running into a lion on land are much higher than running into a a shark in the sea.

 

There's no lions here mate

 

Don’t most accidents happen in the home??

 

Only if you own a shark tank or a lion cage.

 

What if you own a shark cage and a lion tank?

 

Then you should be safe, after a few days.

 

That's just because people tend to be in them....the fact is if I don't go swimming where sharks live I cannot be eaten by one.

It's a very basic level of intelligence I've employed! Same goes with parachuting, rock climbing and any kind of stupid **** like that.

It's very simple.... always reduce your chances of a gruesome death.

 

But you regularly swim in shark infested waters?

 

No that's the idea...