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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Any of you lot seen sharks up close, particularly in the wild?
     
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  2. Obi Wan

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    No.
     
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  3. Judge Death

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    Does watching Jaws count?
     
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  4. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Depends how close to the screen you were.
     
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    I like this shark
     
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  6. Judge Death

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    In a slightly more serious reply - I did a shark swim while in the Caribbean, only Nurse Sharks, but sharks nonetheless
     
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  7. Charlie Dogscock

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    Yeah I survived an attack from a Great White. Needed over 200 stitches, but have a awesome shark bite scar all over my back now, so all good.
     
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  8. haslam

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    I've seen basking sharks but nothing big. Also, as as aside, I do a lesson a year on statistics about how humans are terrible at appreciation of risk and probability.

    Did you know that on average 6 people are killed by sharks each year (in the entire world) but 1000 sharks are killed by humans each hour. I always find it baffling when it's suggested it we who should be scared of them.
     
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  9. Hung Drawn and Quartered

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    I once had someone come to my door saying that do you want some money with low interest rates

    so yeah I've seen a Loan Shark about 6ft in height
     
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  10. Welshie

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    You being serious or?
     
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  11. Welshie

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    So if I throw you into a shark pen will you just calmly explain this statistic to them?

    Nothing to fear.
     
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  12. Magdad

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    Not seen them in the wild but sea world has a cracking shark tunnel that you get to see them really close up
     
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  13. Charlie Dogscock

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    Lol no, the original question seemed quite random and surreal, "have you ever seen a shark close up in the wild?" o_O
     
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  14. Charlie Dogscock

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    Well until sharks develop breathing apparatus and vehicles that allow them to come on dry land to kill humans, I think that stat is actually quite predictable.
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    how do you count the stitches?
     
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  16. Albert's Chip Shop

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    As opposed to close up in Tesco doing it's shopping?
     
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  17. Albert's Chip Shop

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    They have tashes like Hung don't they?
     
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    I was snorkeling off Malta many years ago when a shark swam under me,don't know what kind it was,but I broke all the swimming word records getting back to shore <laugh><laugh>
     
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  19. Welshie

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    Oh I just wanted to ask who it felt <laugh>

    Disappointed now.
     
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  20. Rum & Black for 2

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    And that's all we get ???

    :emoticon-0104-surpr


    Read to the end before...
     
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