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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Maybe the plan is to provoke the mythical far right to attack riding unicorns, so they can harvest the unicorn farts and use them to power the country? <laugh>

     
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  2. Mind The Duck

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    It doesn't matter. It was a gimmick for the Green vote. They'll kick it down the road because it'll "crash the economy"

     
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    All 'fully costed'. <laugh>
     
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    What would you gentlemen put in your manifestos? You all seem like you'd make decent PMs (except Toby, who seems like he has bad PMS)
     
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    Cheese and tomato, can’t go wrong.
     
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  6. stopmeandslapme

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    Ban halal slaughter and the sale or import of meat that has been slaughtered in that manner.
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

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    Reinstate Creamola Foam and let it be free for all.

    A sure fire vote winner.
     
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  8. Mind The Duck

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    It'd take too long

    Tell me what you want fixed and we'll go from there
     
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  10. QuarterMoonII

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    They should sack Camilla Turner. This is old news. The wind turbine companies have been paid to switch them off for years when there is over capacity in the system. That was why the last auction of building rights under the Tories failed to attract any bids – not enough subsidy to make it profitable because of inflation.
     
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  11. Easter Road 1980

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    It's an ill wind..............................
     
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  12. QuarterMoonII

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    Hopelessly uneducated terrorist apologist demonstrates complete lack of knowledge of anything being discussed.

    There is no Genocide occurring, which is apparent to anyone who knows the meaning of the word. Membership of Hamas is not a race. You cited a list of things none of which amount to Genocide. Hospitals and places of worship, under which terrorists deliberately hide to cause as much collateral damage to the civilian population as they can: the Israelis tell the civilians to get out of the way and they are pretty accurate hitting their targets.

    When do you start reading the BBC Six O’clock News? Just as soon as you have downloaded enough indecent photos to get you sacked but allowed to keep the money?
     
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  13. DMD

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    They tend to ignore the local environmental impact of STORS generators in this. A few years back, campaigns lead to tighter controls on the units, which at the time tended to be old railway engines powered by the cheapest fuel available, and operated by some dubious characters.
     
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  14. QuarterMoonII

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    Oxford English Dictionary (online):
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    I will have a look in my 1967 New Collins English Dictionary later and see if it has an entry... <laugh>
     
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    BlameItOnTheFarRight.jpg
     
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  16. DMD

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    And he's back in the Government.

    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Mind The Duck

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    Israel managed to assassinate one of the leaders of Hamas, in a foreign hostile country, where the have no control of the airspace or ground forces, and managed to kill ZERO civilians.

    Yet in Gaza there are between 40k and 200k civilian deaths with the lower end of the scale including 18k children. Women and children are not members of Hamas.

    This is a choice by Israel to wipe out as many Palestinians as possible.

    It's why the cut off food and water - genocidal act
    It's why they've destroyed every hospital - genocidal act
    It's why they've destroyed countless mosques - genocidal act
    It's why the have forced the civilian population to continually be displaced under threat of death- genocidal act

    Now we have an Israeli negotiator breaking ranks and telling the world he'd managed to get a deal to release the hostages (again as Hamas agreed to several proposals) but Netanyahu closed it down (again because he doesn't care)

    The result of this is 6 more dead Israeli hostages and now Israelis are going on strike over it

    It's never been about freeing hostages, it's been about wiping Palestinians out.

    And REMEMBER, they got a Hamas leader without any collateral damage in an area they have zero control in

    It's a choice

    You're a bad person
     
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    How very desperate. Just admit you cocked it up, then we can move on.

    I still like you, by the way.
     
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