You and Jasper should stay with eachother at the end of the month and have a pinch off to determine who is the real champion.
For the Reacher fans on here, it looks as though Amazon will be releasing a new show called Neagley, based on her work in corporate security. Still waiting for a green light so no dates yet.
Moving story of the man who fell to Earth. The brother is living in Southampton and studying for his masters in Portsmouth. https://www.theguardian.com/world/a...l-from-plane-brother-who-retraced-his-journey
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a British soldier selling regimental ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The soldier replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5." The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!" "OK," said the soldier, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that, and that I am a much better human being than you. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find our Sergeant's Mess club. It has all the ice cold water you need. Inshallah." Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration & rasped: "They won't let me in without a bloody tie!”
I used to be really into Roman history when I was younger and I used to spend time filling in notebooks with Roman numerals. I was talking with my kids about this today and I suddenly realised, I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500... I'm livid.
As it would happen, I was just watching Lion King at the weekend and thought how superb his voice was for it. RIP