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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I wish a dodgy businessman would buy me a posh suit & spectacles for access to my house.
     
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    You don't get benefits straight away if you come here, so that's sorted. It's not easy to get a visa, you need a visa sponsor (a job or university) or ****loads of cash.

    If you're angry at asylum seekers, fine, some people do take the piss but that's only a minority of them. Send them back if it makes you happy. The stupid thing is they're not allowed to work, most of them would be happy to. I don't want to live in a country that refuses asylum to people, especially if we bombed their country in the first place (also asylum seekers don't get benefits, they get a few pounds a day to live off).
     
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    While Starmer wrecks the Country, Waynetta's ketting it up in Ibiza.

    The DJ must have misheard the Bluegrass fans and tried to book some **** from Preston. <laugh>

     
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    Amended for keef accuracy.
     
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  5. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    They don't get 'benefits' but they do get accommodation with all amenities for free, and £50 a week pocket money as a minimum.

    Try rocking up anywhere in the world with your hand out and see what they offer you.
     
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  7. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Starmer is pushing through a bill where anyone with their feet on UK soil can access all benefits usually reserved for citizens.

    "Irregular migration " = Future Labour voters
     
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    Flip flop loses arguments with himself. We need to care of them because they are needy, but he's going to smash the gang masters that charge these 'needy' millions £10k+ a piece to leave France.
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

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    5 more years of tears

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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    On this award winning forum. Apparently.
     
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    You will be the biggest loser,as your bedsit rent will go up
     
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    This thread is the only award winner
     
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  15. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I will bet you £5000 starmer won't be leader in 5 years
     
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    You can pay me in bitcoin as Sterling won't be worthwhile
     
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    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    So your grand plan is to put the homeless into animal sanctuaries?

    Bit smelly for the animals, don't you think?
     
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  18. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    You can put homeless junkies in brand new apartments the rent will go straight to them they spend it on Bucky & heroine & banned from applying again , animals just want to live free
     
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    4 years of Biden crying, lol
    He was replaced by the swamp due to being a child snuffer openly
     
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    Im sure we can put Toby elsewhere, maybe Celtic park will suit him
     
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