Confirmed: Saints sign Aaron Ramsdale (Man that felt good to type)

Dementor.. its right there!

 

You've sucked the life out of my joke.

 

Oh dear, I've just re-read it. Complete whoosh from me. My bad..

 

Expecto this patronum to be announced shortly.

 

We’ll all be in a big Hufflepuff if this falls through now

 

I personally will be in a Jigglypuff, but my Pokemon perversion is between me and my therapist.

 

It may drag on but I'm sure the deal will Slytherin just before the window SLAMS SHUT.

 

Let’s not jump to the ron conclusion.

 

*insert Simpsons walking in and walking out gif*

 

At this rate Bazunu will be fit by the time Ramsdale signs.

 

Never thought I’d say this but bring back the cheese puns, at least I understood those

 

There Butter Beer a resolution soon or I solemnly swear, Arsenal are up to no Gouda.

 

Fab has just said on his live shoe that Ramsdale is a Saints player

 

I told you earlier 09:45

 

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...eague-10-things-to-look-out-for-this-weekend?
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Ramsdale arrival a coup for Saints
Aaron Ramsdale’s £18m arrival can boost the survival hopes of Southampton. Gavin Bazunu’s long-term injury left Alex McCarthy between the sticks but the veteran will now return to his backup role. Saints manager Russell Martin now has the use of a keeper many Arsenal fans would tell you is no worse than David Raya. Ramsdale now has a chance to restore himself in the England reckoning at a club with a tradition of national-team keepers going back to Jack Robinson in 1899, through Peter Shilton, Tim Flowers and Fraser Forster. He is likely to make his Saints debut at Brentford. By kick-off, there might also be some semblance of solution to the Ivan Toney saga that has hung over the west London club. Whatever happens there, Toney will not play. To Thomas Frank’s credit, they have usually forged on admirably without him. John Brewin

 

Don't worry the hat is sorting it.