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  1. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    ****ing hell, surely even his supporters must be wondering about his judgement. I thought barristers worked on facts and process.

    Fact Check:
    23-24 Tobacco Tax receipts £8.6b,
    Smoking related disease cost to NHS £2.2b.
    £6.4b profit so stop smoking outside.
    Cost of Obesity to NHS 23-24 £6.5b,

    leave smokers alone ban Fatties from Fast Food & Soda Pop. Smokers subsidise Fatties to tune of £6.4b a FACT. #FKS Courtesy of @WarIsComingNow

    https://x.com/HoodedClaw1974/status/1829232642371334236
     
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  2. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I thought my days were up earlier. Had the vomiting bug, the trots, the sweats, high blood sugar, and withdrawals from being unable to keep my myriad meds inside. I don't think I've ever felt so poorly in my life.

    Now I'm in the garden, having a puff and watching the bats. A good night's kip should see me okay.

    See ya later.
     
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  3. stopmeandslapme

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    Big, wobbly, fat, greedy, ****ers should be tasked with losing weight or losing their benefits.
     
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  4. DMD

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    Stopping outdoor smoking will have zero impact on the NHS.
     
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  5. DMD

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  6. Easter Road 1980

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    And they should be sterilised to stop them having 17 kids and claiming more and more benefits off the hard working, honest taxpayers. Fat ****ing lazy bone idle ****ing blobs.
     
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  7. Mind The Duck

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    Currently loving the change of all the Not606 Wokerati becoming neo-cons and all the Not606 Gammon becoming communists on the back of Kim Jung Starmer becoming emperor

    Lolzy
     
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  8. DMD

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    Kamala Harris has been sat doing a long interview with CNN. Despite it being fully scripted and pre-recorded they can only create 18 minutes of usable footage which is going to have a good percentage of the interviewer asking the questions. No wonder she's avoiding live questions, never mind the debates with Trump. <laugh>
     
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  9. Mind The Duck

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    She's a bit of a goof when you hear her speak

    Mike Obama would have nailed it
     
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  10. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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  11. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  12. Diego

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    We have had a few cases of multipl stabbings and the odd military man beheaded by illegal imigrants and the Governments just shake their heads in sadness and carry on.
    Germany have just had one (1) multipl stabbing and the Government is acting immediately and decisively to kick out any illegals including those that have entered Europe via another safe country where they should have registered first.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cewlzkq5x74o
     
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  13. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    That's because they can use the powers of the EU.

    So it's your fault.
     
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  14. DMD

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    Germany is poised to slash benefits for migrants arriving from other EU countries to ‘bed, bread and soap’.
     
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  15. Diego

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    We don't need "the powrs of the EU", it's international law that an assylum seeker should register in the first safe country they reach.
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

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    I voted remain, no blood on my hands.
     
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  17. Diego

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    So you wanted to remain in the EU where most of our illegals are coming here from?
    Smart girl <doh>
     
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  18. Easter Road 1980

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    <laugh>

    That's Lefty Loony logic for you.
     
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    Nige has already got more of a handle on this than keef has. <laugh>

    97 firebombings in Sydney alone when Australia tried this, and found it just handed the distribution to criminal gangs.

    It doesn't bode well for Starmer's claim that he can crack the smuggling gangs. The only way that could happen is if his bosses run the people smugglers too.

     
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  20. DMD

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    It's becoming more and more believable that Starmer actually thought he needed to 'smash the grans' <laugh>
     
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