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Off Topic This is the time I like to call the 'gentlemen' hour

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Chappaz, Jun 15, 2011.

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  1. P.T.N

    P.T.N Active Member

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    Haha, well started off just by going round the club saying "I ****ing love Austria. I ****ing love Austrians!" which, naturally got a good responce. Then went a step further by claiming, that......by claiming that "I forgave them for Hitler"

    God, I shudder thinking about it.
     
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  2. AH

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    <laugh><laugh>! Sorry, couldn't help laughing at the thought of a euphoric maniac shouting out in glee that he 'forgives Austrians for Hitler' <laugh>
     
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    Words can't explain how much I'm looking forward to this...
     
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  4. AH

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    If it's really good I'll ask syd or mick to change my name to Marijuana Manatee and use the new picture (if it's sig friendly, of course) <laugh>
     
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  5. P.T.N

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    Well, you know. Gotta keep up international relations havent you.
     
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    Alot of effort for £10 <laugh>

    On a football tour a mate of mine lost all of his spending money on the first night playing poker. So he bet everybody there £10 each (about £180) in total that he could down a pint of neat vodka in one. Anyway he did it and surprisingly was still fairly ok afterwards ... still had another ten pints of lager before crashing out at about 4am.

    Problem was he was our goalkeeper and we had a game at 10am the following morning. Straight after kick off one of their players punted the ball hopefully towards goal and my mate just flapped at the ball pathetically, missed it and they scored. He looked sheepish and said "sorry guys I saw two balls and went for the wrong one!".
    <laugh>
     
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    It better be good, because Skalpel won't find walking around with no kneecaps very easy! <grr>
     
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    Just reading that made my insides burn.
     
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    Why cant you change your own name? :confused:
     
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    New sig....
     
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  11. P.T.N

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    <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  12. AH

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    It won't let me because I'm a mod, I think.
     
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    Not funny actually, I was traumatised. Still getting counselling! <laugh>
     
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    What a crock of ****e that is! I could be a massive ****er, and change my username before you! I could...
     
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  15. AH

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    Maybe I shouldn't put a picture of one in my signature then, I don't want to bring back bad memories!
     
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  16. Amnesiac

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    <laugh>!!!

    I need to do this in my life!
     
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  17. beardface

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    Might change my name to Marijuana Manatee <whistle>
     
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    But you wouldn't dare!! <grr>
     
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    Hmm, you wouldnt dare sir!
     
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    You wouldn't dare either <laugh>

    LSD Rhino and MDMA Walrus are also available. If Skalpel wants to make sigs for them too <laugh>
     
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