When I get home, I usually take off my trousers,take a deep breath,and let out a massive fart like a racehorse. Unfortunately,that's not what the interviewer meant when she said,"Make yourself at home"
A girl came up to me in the club and said, "I haven't had a c*ck for nearly two weeks now." I asked her back to my place and we started fooling around. We got undressed, and that was when I noticed that she still had the scars from the operation.
I said to my wife, "Where have you been?" She said, "Shopping in the sales. I bought this dress for a ridiculous figure." I looked at her and said, "You're not f*cking joking."
Right that’s it Armstrong @Gordon Armstrong Go and sit in the corner and have a long hard chat with yourself and don’t come out until you can behave yourself
