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British Politics spam thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. QuarterMoonII

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    You cannot go back to the days when you stopped suspicious looking brown and black people in the streets and checked whether they had concealed knives and machetes. That is racist. You need to stop an equal number of white people and search them for weapons. White pensioners are probably all tooled up these days in case they run into Rachel Reeves in the street so they can run her through for planning to freeze them all to death this winter.
     
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  2. DMD

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    Of course, before they could stop and search, they'd have to be on the street in the first place, and that street would have to be one that the likely suspects are liable to be on.

     
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  3. pompeymeowth

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    ^^^Today's guests on gammon time^^^
     
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  4. pompeymeowth

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    Let's have our first question, from the red cheeked audience.
     
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  5. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Kennedy the only politician of any sort of principle or moral character.

    this is how corrupted the US/global system is.

     
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  6. DMD

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    I know you are obsessed with me, but no matter how much you sweet talk, I'm not going to shag you.
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

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    The Lefty Loonies on here are obsessed with non lefty loonies. They are always raging like roasted gammons that have been in the oven for 2 days on high heat whilst they go outside to howl at the moon :emoticon-0136-giggl

    It's both tragic and amusing in equal measures.
     
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  8. DMD

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    They have no credible arguments, so think their feeble insults will reduce the amount of uncomfortable truths that get posted. They need to step back for the sake of their mental health.
     
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  9. DMD

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  10. pompeymeowth

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    And there's our first question, from a Mr Dull from Hull on Kingstown.
     
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  11. DMD

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    *Kingston, ya dopey ****er. <doh>
     
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  12. DMD

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  13. pompeymeowth

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    One at a time Mr D please
     
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  14. DMD

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    Oh dear, the DMD obsessed nuggets blub at the number of topics, but have no credible argument against any of them.

    Maybe they should take a step back and consider why there are so many topics that highlight the failure of their chosen ideology, instead of fizzing that someone is pointing them out.
     
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  15. DMD

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  16. Toby

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    A worm munched on his brain ffs <rofl>
     
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  17. pompeymeowth

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    No time for personal rancour Mr D, let's take another question, from the shabbily dressed, ageing Teuchter, near the back.

    A Mr Er is it? From Sheeperdeen?
     
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    Ohhh only a few hours till the Massive Attack gig opens up, a sunny day in the beautiful Bristol, Clifton Downs for me, I’m expecting no knife crime, but will report back if that changes.
     
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  19. DMD

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    No good complaining, I'm just obeying the dopey mods orders. <laugh>

     
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  20. Willhoops

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    He just doesn’t get it does he :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
     
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