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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by HRH Custard VC, Apr 12, 2022.

  1. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    <laugh>
     
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  2. pieguts

    pieguts Mentor

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    Watched a few video clips of the Democratic convention and saw how easy it is to take the piss out of Trump, just by turning the tables on some his claims.
    Reminds me a little of this thread, apart from some of our apolitical posters don’t need the opposition to take the piss out of them, that’s something they manage all by their selves <cheers>
     
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  3. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Watched a father lifting the decapitated body of his son, thanks to a US Bipartisan Party bomb, from the rubble in Gaza and thought...it doesn't matter who wins in America
     
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  4. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Home Secretary Yvette Cooper has announced Labour’s new policy to fix two problems at once:

    Old people are to be housed in Prisons.
    They will get a shower every day.
    There will be video surveillance to make sure they get quick attention if there is a problem.
    They will get three square meals a day.
    They will have free TV, access to computers, a library and a gymnasium.
    There will be a doctor on site and free medication.

    Criminals are to be housed in Care Homes.
    They will get two showers a week.
    They might get noticed occasionally.
    They will get cold meals a couple of times a day.
    They will observe a strict policy of lights out at 7pm.
    They will pay £2,000 a month rent.

    The government feels that this will solve the overcrowding problem in Prisons as the population will be dying out; and Criminals paying rent is better than everyone else paying to keep them.
     
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  5. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    <doh> “their selves”? Anybody with anything above Grade F in English would know that there is a single word to refer to a group of people previously mentioned.

    For ‘Mentor’ read ‘Mental’...
     
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  6. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    Keir Starmer is out jogging and accidentally slips into the river.

    Three lads see the accident, jump in and drag out the scared and soaking Starmer. He says, “Lads, you saved my life. You deserve a reward. Name it and I’ll give you it.”

    The first lad says, “I’d like a holiday to Disneyland.” “Certainly,” says Starmer.
    The second lad says, “I’d like a new TV and Xbox.” “No problem,” says Starmer.
    The third lad says, “I’d like a wheelchair with built in wi-fi and stereo sound system.” “But you’re not handicapped,” says Starmer.
    The lad replies, “I will be when my father finds out that I pulled you out of the river.”
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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  8. FosseFilberto

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    Is the father in prison for violent disorder?
     
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  9. pieguts

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    QED. You are one of those that manages to prove my point with just about every post you make. <laugh>
     
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  10. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    He pops in now and again to confirm he's just a thick boring sod that has never got over having his arse handed to him over ten years ago. He daren't engage in the actual topics for fear it happens again. He's best just ignored.
     
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    <wah> and :steam:
     
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  13. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Anyone only watching on mainstream media would have missed the fact that Harris has avoided unscripted events and questions, because her handlers know that she's hopeless when left to voice her own thoughts. That's why she's run away from two of the three debates with Trump, choosing only the one hosted by an openly anti_Trump network. <laugh>

    They're delaying her manifesto for as long as possible.

     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    If their Orange idol isn't elected this award-winning website will break from all their crying posts <wah>
     
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    What a glorious nation Great Britain truly is.

    Extremely precipitous but glorious nonetheless.

    God Bless this green and pleasant land.
     
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  16. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    That sounds a bit steep.

    If they were both scaled to the same size, the earth would be smoother than a snooker ball. :emoticon-0147-emo:
     
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  18. Toley Fart

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    No doubt you’ll defend the stabber
     
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  19. DMD

    DMD Eh? Forum Moderator

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    Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. :emoticon-0136-giggl

     
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  20. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Is it only certain journalists, that can't be trusted?
     
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