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Defund The ***** Endorsing British Buggering Corporation Now

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Easter Road 1980, Jul 9, 2023.

  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    *by
    ****** is the English spelling
     
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  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    I thought about correcting the ignorant nonce and then thought, **** it.
     
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  4. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    He does know a screw – but you need to be behind him to drum it into him.

     
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  5. QuarterMoonII

    QuarterMoonII Economist

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    London Zoo: a little girl is visiting with her parents and she leans against the bars of the lion’s cage to get a better view. The lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket trying to drag her inside to slaughter her as the horrified parents scream.

    A biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and punches the lion on the nose. The lion recoils, releasing his grip on the girl, who the biker returns to her thankful parents.

    Laura Kuenssberg just happened to be walking by and saw the whole event. She quickly got out her notebook and approached the biker.

    Kuenssberg: “Sir, that was incredibly gallant of you. I don’t think I have ever seen such bravery in my life.”
    Biker: “It was nothing, really. The lion is behind bars. I saw the kid was in danger and I just did what I felt was right.”
    Kuenssberg: “I will make sure that what you did gets reported on the news. What do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?”
    Biker: “I was in the British Army, I vote Conservative and I voted for Brexit.”

    The following morning on the BBC News, the headline was RIGHT WING UK VETERAN ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.
     
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  6. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Wow. You actually spent time writing that?
     
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  7. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Not bad.

    But how did he get his Harley through security?
     
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  8. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    Diplomatic immunity and diminished responsibilities <ok>
     
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  9. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    <laugh>
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Turned the handlebars sideways ...
     
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  11. QuarterMoonII

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    What security?
     
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