Summer '24 transfer window

Ffs haha

 

This one is the biggest indication that it's still on. Club have squashed rumours very quickly this summer by briefing local journos.

Feels like Caen are using a friendly journalist to try and put pressure on us and Mendy is using a friendly journalist to put pressure on Caen.

 

Definitely Serbian mate. I just think that long hair thing is bollocks

 

I know i love n hate it in equal measure

I found a Serbian with slightly long hair but hes not a big lad so that rules him out - Marko Mladenovic, young CM, just been released by Frankfurt - made his debut for them at the end of the season and is a young lad (fits our model)

Would be a player for the future i suspect if it is him (i really dont think it will be, im just bored tonight lol)

 

So how come you rate that Ivanovic so much. What’s his strengths?

 

So,

Folk joking on here about private jets, and someone says there’s one from Belgrade to Nice.

An hour later rumours we signing a Serb.

I call horse ****.

 

There’s a Serbian

 

Now i might actually have something (again i am bored)

I know we had scouts over in Switzerland watching players - there is a serbian CM who is good over there in the last 12 months of his contract

Mihailo Stevanovic over 6ft and can play as a CDM but also go box to box

Im saying its him n its done

Now i can log off wyscout

 

Have we managed to guess the Slovakoan/Slovenian/Serbian RB with mid/long/shoulder length black/brown hair yet? Does he have a moustach....

 

There’s 6.6 million of them.

 

And, from that, you get the loveliest roses

It's all just a bit of fun mate, if you want facts you have to wait for the scarf shot.

 

I’ll be mad impressed if you’ve nailed this.

 

I’m aware mate. Or did you think I legitimately thought we were signing Salma Hayek and Branislav Rightbackivic?

 

Has the size n strength youd want in a CF, good footwork and close control, holds the ball up well, shoots early n strikes cleanly and movement in the box is good (always looking to get across or between defenders)

Needs to improve his decision making as he tries to force passes that arent on at times and he needs to improve his pressing more (hes a willing presser but doesnt shape up well enough when pressing)

 

So will i lol

Massive long shot but it makes sense if the rumours are true

Would likely mean that Adil or Ekwah is away (i have a feeling Ekwah will leave)

 

I'm not a complete idiot mate ...

... I was only realistically expecting one out of the two.

 

I missed the update that the lads a unit too haha, assuming they’re a defensive mid/defender then, can’t wait for the pre match build up to distract me, getting naff all done these days constantly checking for striker news

 

It’s Salma…

 

I have no shame in admitting I was halfway through googling branislav when the penny dropped

 

This sounds very possible