Can I please swap to left back, just so Emu can continue to complain about us not having a ****ing left ****ing footed ****ing left ****ing back
Am I in goals because I'm a shiit outfield player, or because I'm more likely to block the goals with my very expensively developed gut?
Are you sure about putting Wakey on the wing at his age? His pace is similar to mine - pathetic. Only solution I can think of is to somehow wave a very used pair of panties in front of him, slightly out of reach.
Rutter deal completed https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1825632356050374717?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^tweet
Big story tonight is that someone has triggered Wakeys release clause and he’s on his bike for a pint and 2 blue pills Wakey has to agree to it though, maybe he’ll stay and help us out?
You're on the transfer list, an imminent departure. You've got an attitude problem and it upsets the rest of the squad.
I’m a midfielder but happy to play right back for the good of the team. unless spurs activate my release clause in which case I always wanted to go there
A pint and 2 blue pills, is that what’s known as a stiff drink? Doubt he’ll stay - as offers go, that would be a hardon’ to turn down. Boro are interested and wakey’s keen to join a side who have have recently had some good cup runs. When asked about their interest wakey said “last year they made a semi, something I can only dream about”
