No you can't have Bellamy Chelsea

Quite frankly this shouldn't be on the Chelsea board and I'd imagine it was put there to solicit the odd few rye comments. Lets leave it there

 

Hows that wuming that's just the truth....And also I think your find that article was on our board at some point hence the bottom line " theres reasons why this article is stupid and pointless "

 

Is it still the truth? Are they all average having beaten you twice?

 

What would you like? a sworn affidavit of said wordage, perhaps he could come around your house every week-end and self flagellate himself?

Let it go lad

 

Is that what he does for you? Its a bit specialist - perhaps you two should set up a pay-per-view website...

 

Yes i think most of them are average or below average bar the obvious ones like Suarez, Gerrard, Carragher and Reina. As i said in a previous post Dalgish is undefeated against us, were also in a really bad patch at the moment and we haven't had a lot of luck against you the past two seasons. Still doesn't mean your not average though, your still below us in the league and i still can't see how you will finish top 4 with that squad because bar the 4 i've mentioned and the odd good displays of Adam and Lucas i just don't think your squads good enough, it's average.
In our bad patch last season Sunderland beat us 3-0, are they not average then?

 

Agger average?
Enrique average?
Johnson average?

Careful now, because adding these to your "obvious ones" (and Adam & Lucas) that's about 90% of our 1st team

I find it laughable that you reckon Carragher is above average yet no mention of Agger in you 'definitive' list.

I'll take average all day long over your rapidly aging team.

 

Its well worth the £2 per week fee, he looks so good in stockings but the ligature, plastic bag & orange in his mouth is the show stopper.

 

Woh there, it was a joke mate. It was a bit of banter as your lot were rubbing our noses in it when you took our 'best striker and midfielder', that was all. And as Bellamy was outstaniding Tues night I was just saying you couldnt have him, thats why it was on the Chelsea board

Just a joke, I never wanted ppl to get at each others throats over it

I havent posted on this thread again since my last one as have been busy at work but it was only meant as a joke pal

 

Oh and by the way what is the Sexy Poll board you can select from the homepage? It says you need a password I just wondered what it was?

 

Average is a bit insulting, I'd say you have a good team and with the exception of Reina, Gerrard and Suarez, no one really strikes me as world class.

 

Average because we are a massive two points behind you in the league? You have newcastle and city in your next two games, if we do manage to claw back them two points does that then mean chelsea are average or would that just be a "bad patch"?

 

That's a rhetorical question TT. It's a 'bad patch'

 

I've got a bad patch!

Fancy giving it a rub? they say you scousers have healing hands

 

No thanks, I've seen your bad patch on www.selfflagillatesroundmyhouseattheweekend.com

Its not worth £2 a week and I'd deffo try getting some cream from the doctor for that - its looks sore