Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

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We are living miracles!!

‘You are comprised of 84 minerals, 23 elements, and 8 gallons of water spread across 38 trillion cells.
You have been built up from nothing by the spare parts of the Earth you have consumed, according to a set of instructions hidden in a double helix and small enough to be carried by a sperm. You are recycled butterflies, plants, rocks, streams, firewood, wolf fur, and shark teeth, broken down to their smallest parts and rebuilt into our planet's most complex living thing.
You are not living on Earth. You are Earth.’

Aubrey Marcus
 
Memo to self,
When servicing a petrol lawnmower, new filter spark plug oil change, make sure to put the suppressor cap back on the spark plug, thus avoiding ten minutes of trying to start the mower thinking you've flooded it, pillock. :emoticon-0138-think


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Funniest joke at the Fringe, hmmm...

Comedian Mark Simmons was voted the winner with his gag: "I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.”

I googled the list, ummed and ahhhed, should I post it? No, you have all suffered enough. The above is, I am afraid, about as good as it gets.