Match Day Thread 17/08/24 - Newcastle United v Southampton -

Kelly’s not starting. He won’t be included in a Howe side for about a month at least.

 

Think it will be: Pope, Trippier, Schar, Burn, Hall, Longstaff, Bruno, Joelinton, Murphy, Barnes, Isak

Think it should be: Pope, Tino, Schar, Kelly, Hall, Willock, Bruno, Joelinton, Barnes, Gordon, Isak

 

Why do you think Gordon will miss out, out of interest?

 

Gordon will start

 

He'll be playing against Ipswich lol

 

Only played 45 mins of preseason, little niggle at the end of the half last Friday, lot's of links away maybe have his head turned slightly etc. I'm hoping he does start but just think Howe will want to see more of him before he hits the starting XI.

 

howay the lads

 

It’s not match day yet!!!

Kids today!!

 

Shut it grandad.

 

You asking for a slap, junior?

 

I've got a bad feeling about this

 

You dont fecking say

Well, you do say and you say it all the time

 

Thank **** for that. I was starting to get new season jitters

The World is back to normal

 

Its new season day

IT'S
MATCH DAY

 

Disappointed is guaranteed over the season but I'm delighted it's here.

 

So, Mr Happy
If you had a choice of games.
Which Newcastle home game would.you like.to attend and why, instead of being a right miserable twat all the time ?

Would it be the Spuds game to watch them get twatted again
Or the Man City game with exciting football back and forth for 90 mins
Or Arsenal, to listen to thei whinging fans

 

Man United home would be no 1 then probably Everton maybe ..

 

Ok then I have a spare ticket for the Man U game

No getting out of it
No fingers crossed
No doing your hair or getting your fingernails polished